Occasionally, I muse about what I want done with me when I die... No, not like that! I'm not really a fan of lying in a coffin and people having to haul my ass to the cemetery and what not. Also,
See, I want to be cremated and then have my ashes kind of melded into jewellery. This will be written into my will whereupon one of my dying wishes will be for my children to carry a piece of me in the way of jewellery. Imagine the fun!
Scenario: Yzzy is wearing a necklace with my ashes intertwined beautifully with the glass pendant and some guy touches it and she could say,
"Ew, you're touching my mom."
Mom in this instance because mum sounds less hostile. Moooom, muuum...yeah, definitely mom.
Danté could pass a Hayley-ashen ring down to his heir and so on. It'd be my own piece of immortality!
Holy crap, I just discovered immortality! You just have to be cremated after you die and make people turn you into jewellery that will become heirlooms. Heck, it could be so popular that people a few generations down the track won't have to buy costume jewellery because they'll have a whole heap of heirloom jewellery. I've created a whole niche of jewellery (and destroyed another one, mwahahaha). I really need to start a five year business plan for this.
There we go. I have now given you the secret to immortality. You're welcome!