I am enjoying not having to study and having a tidier house (wow, I wrote that as haus before. Where is my head at?). It's a much lighter feeling and I guess it's the euphoria you feel post exams.
Anyway, I've recorded some things that my husband has said. May it be noted that he should really start a blog because he comes up with the most random. but hilarious stuff which shall be exhibited shortly. I have his permission (sort of) to put these up. His name shall simply be Mr X (until I can think of a less cliché name for him).
Mr X - If only Danté was a girl. The I'd have my girls and you'd have yours.
Me - You do have girls (indicated to me and Yzzy).
Mr X - Oh yeah... So I have my girls and you have yours
I'm on the laptop doing laptop stuff (looking up porn, that kind of thing) and I see Mr X pawing at the floor.
Me - What are you doing?
Mr X - The dinosaurs feet are doing the same action. It's how they filmed it.
Me - Uh-huh, you're not convincing anyone
Mr X - No mice have balls anymore...
(talking about computer mice...mouses? Hmm...)
Mr X - Sweeping is like shaving - You have to be slow, deliberate, and be careful not to cut yourself and bleed everywhere.
Mr X - What's that sound?
Me - It's the heat transfer system thing.
Mr X - It's nice background noise
Me - It sounds like air conditioning
Mr X - Yeah, but it sounds warmer.
And this is why I love my husband.